Professor Farnsworth: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Zapp Brannnigan: Dammit Kif, where’s the little umbrella? That’s what makes it a scotch on the rocks! Zoidberg: Hooray! I’m a teenage heartthrob again! Zoidberg: Your music is bad & you should feel bad!īender: You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything!īender: Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I’d kill myself now!įry: Did everything just taste purple for a second?įry: Valentine’s Day is coming up? Oh Crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again! Professor Farnsworth: I really ought to do something but I am already in my pyjamas.īender: Oh wait you’re serious. You know a headache with pictures.īender: I don’t have emotions & sometimes that makes me very sad.Īmy: Finally, a uniform I’d be happy to be caught dead in! Leela: Fry, remember when I told you to finish your stories one sentence earlier?įry: Wait, I’m having one of those things. Zoidberg: I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.īender: You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune. Professor Farnsworth: Some say I’m robbing the cradle but I say she’s robbing the grave!Īmy: It’s when women are polite to each other you know there’s a problem. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?īender: Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink! Zoidberg: Fry, it’s been years since medical school, so remind me. Leela: Men who call too much are the worst…I bet. Kif Kroker: Excuse my language but I have had it with you ruffling my petticoats! I wish everyone else was dead.įry: Ugh, it’s like a party in my mouth & everyone’s throwing up. Zoidberg: A fancy dress gala? I’ll wear my formal shell.įry: When you look this good, you don’t have to know anything!ĭwight: “I heard beer makes you stupid!” Fry: “No I’m… Doesn’t!”īender: I’m so embarrassed. Every fan of Futurama know that you could make an extensive list of great Bender quotes, but we’ve narrowed it down to 20 of the best. When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.Bite My Shiny Metal Catchphrase… Futurama is one of the most quotable shows out there, and everybody loves a good quote, don’t they? We’ve pulled together some of our favourites from across the series – think we’ve missed any good ones? Tweet us Wow! Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy. Leonard Nimoy: Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. Koji: Ahh! THAT SWORD COST FIVE THOUSAND DOLLUUU!! We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks. Leela: Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.įry: Don't you worry about Planet Express. "I'm worried about blank."įry: Don't you worry about blank. That Guy: My only regret.is that I have.bone-itis. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.įarnsworth: You're going to do his laundry? I WILL DESTROY YOU!Ĭhief Giant Brain: The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin! He forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. Hermes Conrad: That's a plus sign, ya pointy-haired loony! Quit thinking you're a robot! My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?įry: Fear not: I shall assist ye.įry: Relax, mammal. Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie! Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.įry (eating Popplers): They're like sex, except I'm having them!įree Waterfall Jr.: Pssh! You can't own property, man! Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family? PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates. Zapp Brannigan: Take them to the laundry-brig! Kif: What shall I do with your civilian clothes? Zapp Brannigan: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". I love how they come back to him later and he's basting a chicken on his head.
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